Bureau Review
Lordship Titles review: what $74 gets you
A handsome certificate, a gift pack and a title you choose yourself. Here is what the $74 starting price actually buys.
Read the dispatchAugust 11, 2026 · 8 min read
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The Dispatch
Pyongyang · Published weekly
Vol. VII, No. 32
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Bureau Review
Highland Titles review: what the $47 plot gets you
A souvenir plot, a Scottish title and genuine conservation work. Here is what comes with the entry pack.
August 10, 2026
Bureau Review
Established Titles review: what $49.95 gets you
One square foot of dedicated land and a certificate you print yourself. Here is what comes with the entry pack.
August 9, 2026
Bureau Review
Lord Titles review: what $39 gets you
Five square feet, a deed and a gold-embossed certificate for about $39. This is the fullest entry pack in the category.
August 8, 2026
Bureau Review
Sealand titles review: what each rank gets you
A real sea fort, an excellent founding story and noble ranks sold by price tier. Here is how the offer works.
August 7, 2026
Reference
Every North Korean honorary title, explained
The Bureau maintains a catalogue of forty-eight honorary titles. This is what each family of title means, where the language comes from, and how one is assigned.
July 28, 2026
Reference
What "Dear Leader" actually means
It is the best-known honorific in the world and almost universally misapplied. Here is where it came from, who held it, and why the Bureau declines to confer it.
July 25, 2026
Gifting
Funny titles to give someone
Most joke gifts are finished within a minute of being opened. A title, done properly, is still being used at work eight months later. The difference is not the joke.
July 20, 2026
Reference
Can you actually buy a title?
Souvenir plots, Scottish lairdships, micronation peerages and honorary bestowals are four different things. Only one of them is honest about what it is.
July 12, 2026