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The Kimmies Press · Children’s

My Little Dictator

Friendship is mandatory. So is loyalty.

A gently illustrated children's guide to benevolent supreme rule. Follow along as our little leader learns to share (the glory), to listen (to no one), and to grow up big and strong and utterly unchallenged. Bedtime has never been so obedient.

Hardcover32 pagesAges 4–104Ships Spring 2026

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