Finally, you can join North Korea’s honorary ranks as a
Glorious Supreme Commander

Claim your free honorary title and join North Korea’s most distinguished ranks.

Begin your assessment

Become an honorary North Korean comrade. Build your army.

What new leaders are saying

Loved by the newly titled.

“I walked in a nobody and walked out Supreme Commander. The certificate is framed above my desk. Life-changing.”

Dan R.

Supreme Commander

“Took the assessment on a Tuesday, by Friday I was Guiding Star of the 21st Century. My mother finally respects me.”

Mira K.

Guiding Star of the 21st Century

“I was skeptical about the whole thing. Then the parade happened. Ten thousand strong, all chanting my new title. Worth every penny.”

Terrence W.

Heaven-Sent Hero

Meet the Kimmies

Receive an honorary title.
Enter the record forever.

For seventy years the best titles in the country belonged to one family.

Our Dear Leader Kim Jong Un has decided to share them with the world. Even Americans.

Your moment of state-approved glory has arrived.

The titles

You don’t pick your title. It picks you.

Forty-eight titles are in circulation. Six questions decide which one is yours.

There is no appeal. The bureau does not take requests.

Most people are happy with the result.

Officially recorded

The registry

Then it goes on the record.

Every ratified title is written into the public registry: name, title, number, date.

Anyone can look you up. That is the point.

Entries are not removed.

Visit the Kimmies Registry

Ever-Victorious, Iron-Willed Commander ✦ Supreme Leader of the Nation ✦ Leader of the Party, the Country, and the Army ✦ Mastermind of the Revolution ✦ Sun of Socialism ✦ Sun of the Communist Future ✦ Great Sun of the Nation ✦ Guiding Star of the 21st Century ✦ Heaven-Sent Hero ✦ Great Man, Who Is a Man of Deeds ✦ Power Incarnate with Endless Creativity ✦ World's Best Ideal Leader with Versatile Talents ✦ Master of Literature, Arts, and Architecture ✦ Superior Person ✦ Greatest Man Who Ever Lived ✦ Peerless Leader ✦ Ever-Victorious, Iron-Willed Commander ✦ Supreme Leader of the Nation ✦ Leader of the Party, the Country, and the Army ✦ Mastermind of the Revolution ✦ Sun of Socialism ✦ Sun of the Communist Future ✦ Great Sun of the Nation ✦ Guiding Star of the 21st Century ✦ Heaven-Sent Hero ✦ Great Man, Who Is a Man of Deeds ✦ Power Incarnate with Endless Creativity ✦ World's Best Ideal Leader with Versatile Talents ✦ Master of Literature, Arts, and Architecture ✦ Superior Person ✦ Greatest Man Who Ever Lived ✦ Peerless Leader ✦

Invincible and Triumphant General ✦ Great Leader ✦ Leader of the Party and the People ✦ Unique Leader ✦ Guiding Sun Ray ✦ Bright Sun of the 21st Century ✦ Great Sun of the 21st Century ✦ Glorious General, Who Descended From Heaven ✦ Beloved Great General ✦ Highest Incarnation of the Revolutionary Comradeship ✦ Perfect Picture of Wisdom and Boldness ✦ Amazing Politician ✦ Humankind's Greatest Musical Genius ✦ Eternal Bosom of Hot Love ✦ Guardian Deity of the Planet ✦ Greatest Saint Who Rules with Extensive Magnanimity ✦ Invincible and Triumphant General ✦ Great Leader ✦ Leader of the Party and the People ✦ Unique Leader ✦ Guiding Sun Ray ✦ Bright Sun of the 21st Century ✦ Great Sun of the 21st Century ✦ Glorious General, Who Descended From Heaven ✦ Beloved Great General ✦ Highest Incarnation of the Revolutionary Comradeship ✦ Perfect Picture of Wisdom and Boldness ✦ Amazing Politician ✦ Humankind's Greatest Musical Genius ✦ Eternal Bosom of Hot Love ✦ Guardian Deity of the Planet ✦ Greatest Saint Who Rules with Extensive Magnanimity ✦

Supreme Commander ✦ Great Leader of Our Party and of Our Nation ✦ Leader of the Revolutionary Armed Forces ✦ Leader of the 21st Century ✦ The Great Sun of Life ✦ Bright Sun of Juche ✦ Shining Star of Paektu Mountain ✦ Great Defender ✦ Great Man, Who Descended From Heaven ✦ Master of the Computer Who Surprised the World ✦ Best Leader Who Realized Human Wisdom ✦ Leader with Extraordinary Personality ✦ Dear Leader ✦ Dear Leader, Who Is a Perfect Incarnation of the Appearance That a Leader Should Have ✦ Present-Day God ✦ World Leader of the 21st Century ✦ Supreme Commander ✦ Great Leader of Our Party and of Our Nation ✦ Leader of the Revolutionary Armed Forces ✦ Leader of the 21st Century ✦ The Great Sun of Life ✦ Bright Sun of Juche ✦ Shining Star of Paektu Mountain ✦ Great Defender ✦ Great Man, Who Descended From Heaven ✦ Master of the Computer Who Surprised the World ✦ Best Leader Who Realized Human Wisdom ✦ Leader with Extraordinary Personality ✦ Dear Leader ✦ Dear Leader, Who Is a Perfect Incarnation of the Appearance That a Leader Should Have ✦ Present-Day God ✦ World Leader of the 21st Century ✦

About the Democratic People’s Republic of the Kimmies

Straight out of Pyongyang, by decree of our Dear Leader.

For decades the good titles belonged to one family. We opened the roll to everybody else.

Same certificate stock, same seal, same registry, whether you come out Supreme Commander or Guiding Sun Ray. No title outranks another. We are told this is not true, but we say it anyway.

8k+

Titles bestowed worldwide

Distinct honorary titles

Dear Leader, signing them all himself

98%

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