Bureau of Honorary Titles · Treasury
The assessment is free. Glory has a registration fee.
The treasury is not yet open.The assessment and your provisional title are live and free today.
Sit the assessment and enter the provisional register for 14 days.
- An authentic honorary title, assigned by the registry
- A certificate to share online
- Provisional watermark until ratified
- Public provisional entry for 14 days
The mark lifts, the seal is struck, and your name enters the permanent record.
- Everything in Provisional
- The four-act ceremony, with live brass fanfare
- Seal, number & signature struck
- Entry in the permanent public registry
- Early access to limited Kimdom drops
Ratification, and the certificate itself pressed on state stock and posted to you.
- Everything in Ratification
- Certificate on official stock
- Embossed seal, shipped worldwide
Ratification isn’t a checkout. It’s a ceremony.
Four acts, staged in your honour, before the seal is struck.
The summons
Your name, read aloud to the nation.
Ratification begins at the podium. The announcer takes up your decree, the microphone opens, and your title is proclaimed on the record — before the seal is struck.
The podium is prepared. Ratification is not yet open.
What each tier includes
What the ratified are saying
Worth the nine dollars.
“I asked for nothing and was given a rank I could not have invented. The Bureau knew before I did.”
“Nine dollars. My brother-in-law spent four hundred on a square foot of Scotland and still has no seal.”
“The ceremony ran four full acts. I attended alone, in my kitchen, and I stood for the brass.”
“I gifted one to my father. He has since added it to his email signature and will not discuss it.”
“Took the free one first. Held out eleven days before ratifying. The provisional mark wears on a person.”
“My name is in a public register in perpetuity, or until reunification. Either one outlives me.”
Gifting
Summon someone to the honours.
Prepay their honours and the Bureau summons them by email. They answer six questions, and whatever the registry assigns them is ratified at your expense, credited as bestowed by you. They choose nothing. The registry, as ever, decides.
Gifting opens alongside ratification. Nothing to enter yet.
Questions the treasury receives.
Do I have to pay to get a title?
No. The assessment is free and your provisional title enters the registry for 14 days. Payment applies only if you ratify it and make the entry permanently public.
Is the $9 a subscription?
It is not. Ratification is a one-time registration fee — no renewal, no annual tribute. Once ratified, your standing is permanent.
What is the ratification ceremony?
Once your fee clears, the Bureau stages a four-act state ceremony in your honour — the Dear Leader signs your decree, the State Press roars, the Army parades, and the nation weeps — all with live brass, before your seal is struck. Gift recipients are led through the same ceremony.
What does the $59 tier add over the $9 one?
Ratification in full, plus a certificate pressed on official stock, embossed and shipped to your district.
Can I upgrade later?
Yes. Claim a provisional title and ratify whenever you are ready. After 14 days the provisional entry becomes private, but the Bureau keeps it on file under the same registration number.
Can I hold more than one title?
As many as you earn; there is no limit. Return to the assessment whenever you like, and each ratified title is recorded alongside the others.
Can I buy a title as a gift?
Yes — once ratification opens. Enter the recipient’s details to prepay their honours. The Bureau summons them by email, they answer six questions, and the title the registry assigns them is ratified at your expense, credited as bestowed by you. They choose nothing; the registry, as ever, decides.
Am I in the registry if I only have a provisional title?
Yes. A provisional title appears in the public registry for 14 days. After that it becomes private but remains on file. Ratification at any time makes the same entry permanently public.
Do you offer refunds?
A ratified entry cannot be un-recorded, so fees are final. Certificates damaged in transit are re-pressed and re-shipped at no charge.
When does ratification open?
Not yet. The assessment and the provisional certificate are live and free today; paid ratification, pressed certificates and gifting follow once the Bureau’s treasury is in order.
Free to begin. Nine dollars to be immortal.
Six questions, two minutes, no charge. The Bureau has already set one aside.
Begin your assessment